1. Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day – Jay Leno
2. I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – Tracy Smith
3. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. – Henry Kissinger
4. I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. – Unknown
5. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. – By Rose Franken
6. Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. – David Lettermen
7. Oh here’s an idea: let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all. – Jimmy Fallon
8. Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you’re old. – Stephen Colbert
9. I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Here’s my favorite:
10. Three things will last forever—faith, hope, and love—and the greatest of these is love. – The Apostle Paul in 1 Corinthians 13:13 NLT
Happy Valentine’s Day
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